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The Seal Tee
$44
A club seal for a club that doesn't exist. Read the ring: NOT A REAL COUNTRY CLUB on top, EVERYONE IS WELCOME along the bottom. Crown in the middle, ALMOST PREMIUM underneath, EST. 2026 at the base -- the whole joke and the whole promise in one stamp.
Printed on a Comfort Colors 1717: 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so it arrives already soft and lived-in, cut relaxed and boxy so it hangs instead of clinging. Ink is deep navy, sized to sit as a full-front statement rather than a shy little chest logo.
Available in White, Ivory and Bay. Sizes S-2XL.
Country-club looks. Cookout prices.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Comfort Colors® 1717, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
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FitClassic, true to size
MadeTo order · ships 2-5 days
When will it ship?
Everything is made and printed to order — it ships in 2–5 business days, then a few days in transit to you. Larger orders can arrive in more than one package, sometimes a day or two apart, at no extra cost.
How's the sizing?
Unisex and true to size. Between sizes, size down for a trimmer fit. Full measurements are in the size guide above.
Embroidered or printed?
Depends on the piece — polos, caps, and fleece are embroidered; tees are printed. Either way it's made to last, not to peel.
What's the return policy?
30 days, no interrogation. If it's not right, we'll make it right.
Is this a real country club?
Not even close — that's the whole point. Country-club looks, cookout prices.
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Size Guide
| Size | Chest (to fit) | Garment width | Length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 34–36" | 19" | 28" |
| M | 38–40" | 21" | 29" |
| L | 42–44" | 23" | 30" |
| XL | 46–48" | 25" | 31" |
| XXL | 50–52" | 27" | 32" |
Measurements in inches. Between sizes? Size up. Hats are one-size adjustable unless noted. Made-to-order garments can vary by about ½".